Thursday, December 4, 2008

Woah.

Woah. Dude. The computer's shaking. It feels like a giant is stomping around downstairs with a really bad limp. Weird...........Okay, now im starting to freak. Its geting louder and closer by the SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My friend passed me a note she wrote on the spot in class. I think its ah-mazing. Here it is.
lil' eggplants are falling
out of the sky and are
kissing raindrops with their
supple texture!!! They
are beginning

to sing the song of the chick-a-dees
because
they dont' aprieciate my

cereal!
So ya. Pretty awesome, huh?

Omigawd, now the limping giant is tapdancing around the house. I am TOTALLY freaked out. If i dont post in the next 2 weeks, call the cops (lol jkjkjk).

Confusion, pie, and Pi.

People are confusing. In middle school, at least. And i mean, like, REALLY, iNCREADIBLY CONFUSiNG. For example, someone will like someone else, but they wont like them back, and as soon as the first someone stops liking them, the other someone likes them. That leads to the other someone trying to make the first someone like them back, first nicely, and then starts flirting with the first someone's friends to make them jealous. Ugh. *rolls eyes and sighs loudly and dramaticly* Middle school.

I like pie. It tastes really good. Apple is my favorite. Then pumpkin. Mmmmmm pie.

My math teacher was trying to make a point in class about repeating and terminating decimals or whatever, and she was all like, "If i told you, (person zoning out and being all smart), to write Pi for every second of every day for the rest of your life, you would never finish."
"(insert jerkish reply here)", the problem student said.
My teacher calmly replied (not really, she was shouting at this point), "You would be on your deathbed, (jerk), and you would still not be even CLOSE to finishing. You would DiE and you wouldn't have gotten far at all. Ya know why???? 'Cause it's iMPOSSiBLE. They have super computers just trying to figure out the rest of Pi. It's a REPEATiNG NUMBER!!!!!! GET iT???????"
Here the jerk just held out a paper and showed it to her. "PIE", it read.
Now she REALLY exploded. "THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU SPELL iT!!!!!!!*turns quickly and drop previously animated arms to her sides in frusteration*"

I feel bad for poor Ms. Math.

Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Short-shorts and Insanity

Short-shorts+middle-aged men/ancient women=a VERY unpleasant Gym class.

My usual Phys Ed teach (whom I'll call Mr. Cilantro for now) wears green or blue short-shorts EVERY SiNGLE DAY. It's gotta be my LEAST favorite class now, just because of that. I don't car it we're learning, roller-bladeing or fencing, NOTHiNG is good enough to get my mind off of his HiDEOUS OLD MAN LEGS!!! Argh!!!
Oh yeah, and, if that already isn't bad enough, my only sub for that class since probably the beginning of school, was a near ancient lady wearing (guess what?).........PiNK SHORT-SHORTS!!!!! ugh!!!


My mom and I saw an insane woman on a corner near the mall today. She looked as if she was casting a spell on the intersection, and then started kicking what i thought to be an invisible gnome that seamed to be harassing her in some way. Once she actually yelled something (I didn't catch exactly what) at a car turning the corner. We eventually drove straight passed her and found that actually, rather than casting a spell, she seemed to be "flipping off" the entire intersection. And then proceeded with her kicking-fit at what seemed to grow to an entire gnome army that might have called her something she found extreamely offensive.

She definitely had issues. I hope she gets help soon.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

People, stairs, and shadows

People are weird. I've seen people blow on soup to get it colder, and on ice cream to get it warmer. . . Is this strange or is it just me??

Stairs can be fun. I mean, not a lot of stairs. Like not light house stairs. But regular house stairs. And I don't care if its a small house or a big one. Just not monstrous.

Shadows scare me. Kenny the cat has WiLD shadows when I have my light on at night to read. Like, I'll be at the climax where Bobby just killed Carlos and now the cops found the body cut up into tiny bite-size pieces under Bobby's pillow. I'll look up for a moment and see this HORRiBLE, CREEPY THiNG ON MY WALL. And of course, I flip out. Kenny jumps up, and Noddy-kitten bites him impulsively. He squeaks pitifully and opens his jaws and SO DOES MY WALL MONSTER. After a brief moment of panic, I realize my stupidity and close the book. Refraining from listening to My Chemical Romance and other Emo bands at midnight might help, too.

Intro-thingy....i guess...

Heyyy pplz!! This is just a blog for fast thoughts and random realizations. Kinda odd, but all that imagination's gotta go some where!!!! lol

Sooooo.......yeah.

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