Short-shorts and Insanity

Short-shorts+middle-aged men/ancient women=a VERY unpleasant Gym class.

My usual Phys Ed teach (whom I'll call Mr. Cilantro for now) wears green or blue short-shorts EVERY SiNGLE DAY. It's gotta be my LEAST favorite class now, just because of that. I don't car it we're learning, roller-bladeing or fencing, NOTHiNG is good enough to get my mind off of his HiDEOUS OLD MAN LEGS!!! Argh!!!
Oh yeah, and, if that already isn't bad enough, my only sub for that class since probably the beginning of school, was a near ancient lady wearing (guess what?).........PiNK SHORT-SHORTS!!!!! ugh!!!


My mom and I saw an insane woman on a corner near the mall today. She looked as if she was casting a spell on the intersection, and then started kicking what i thought to be an invisible gnome that seamed to be harassing her in some way. Once she actually yelled something (I didn't catch exactly what) at a car turning the corner. We eventually drove straight passed her and found that actually, rather than casting a spell, she seemed to be "flipping off" the entire intersection. And then proceeded with her kicking-fit at what seemed to grow to an entire gnome army that might have called her something she found extreamely offensive.

She definitely had issues. I hope she gets help soon.