Thursday, December 4, 2008

Woah.

Woah. Dude. The computer's shaking. It feels like a giant is stomping around downstairs with a really bad limp. Weird...........Okay, now im starting to freak. Its geting louder and closer by the SECOND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


My friend passed me a note she wrote on the spot in class. I think its ah-mazing. Here it is.
lil' eggplants are falling
out of the sky and are
kissing raindrops with their
supple texture!!! They
are beginning

to sing the song of the chick-a-dees
because
they dont' aprieciate my

cereal!
So ya. Pretty awesome, huh?

Omigawd, now the limping giant is tapdancing around the house. I am TOTALLY freaked out. If i dont post in the next 2 weeks, call the cops (lol jkjkjk).

Confusion, pie, and Pi.

People are confusing. In middle school, at least. And i mean, like, REALLY, iNCREADIBLY CONFUSiNG. For example, someone will like someone else, but they wont like them back, and as soon as the first someone stops liking them, the other someone likes them. That leads to the other someone trying to make the first someone like them back, first nicely, and then starts flirting with the first someone's friends to make them jealous. Ugh. *rolls eyes and sighs loudly and dramaticly* Middle school.

I like pie. It tastes really good. Apple is my favorite. Then pumpkin. Mmmmmm pie.

My math teacher was trying to make a point in class about repeating and terminating decimals or whatever, and she was all like, "If i told you, (person zoning out and being all smart), to write Pi for every second of every day for the rest of your life, you would never finish."
"(insert jerkish reply here)", the problem student said.
My teacher calmly replied (not really, she was shouting at this point), "You would be on your deathbed, (jerk), and you would still not be even CLOSE to finishing. You would DiE and you wouldn't have gotten far at all. Ya know why???? 'Cause it's iMPOSSiBLE. They have super computers just trying to figure out the rest of Pi. It's a REPEATiNG NUMBER!!!!!! GET iT???????"
Here the jerk just held out a paper and showed it to her. "PIE", it read.
Now she REALLY exploded. "THAT'S NOT EVEN HOW YOU SPELL iT!!!!!!!*turns quickly and drop previously animated arms to her sides in frusteration*"

I feel bad for poor Ms. Math.